"Pancha Pandabas in history 5 brothers here with honey bee"
"Wow! Bharathanatyam, Kuchipudi Manipuri, Kaththakali, dances many"
"In Mahabharatha dance, drama, all round Even Brahma's pen will halt spell bound"
"In this game of dice a coin in each square Chance can give joy or sorrow, bewarel!"
"Siblings 5 and bee like flowers scented Smiling, con, connive enchanted"
"5 brothers with honey bee"
Shall we go the main song...okay?
"Praise bo the Vishnu's glory Supreme God Lord Hari"
"This world is on a hurry-burry spree By playing cards, love bloomed secretly"
"History will be retold through this story From start to finish, don't you worry!"
"Even the battle of Kurukshetra will be shown like the floral garden of krishna's Brindavan"
"With their magic wand you"ll see they will present us a perfect pot-pourri"
"One man and 5 boys in this movie turn everything into gold picture-perfectly!"
Tell me
- Will you tell or die? - I swear I don't know
Tell me
You know Where is he...?
Please don't beat me
- Did he tell...? - No, he didn't, bro
However hard I hit he isn't budging an incg
Death is circling you
Will you divulge information or die?
Tell
Mumbai...!
Let go of me, bro
Spare my life, bro
I'm beg of you to let me go
Cousin....?!
Why did you shoot him?
What if he had lied?
Not just Mumbai, whichever corner of this world...
....they cannot escape from me
THAILAND
BANGKOK
Indian guide?
Risky to trust them We'll go on our own
- TRUE - Let's move
Hey mister! One Minute
Risk is my life Possibility is my hope
Impossibility is my enemy
Danger is my game
So you want Indian guide or not?
We don't need any guides
A student top priority is a guide
Lord Krishna was the guide Pandavas in the Kurkeshetra war
Bhagavad gita, Quran, Bible and your wives are also guides!
They lead our human lives
Very intersting
We need a guide like you, please
Okay, let's move
Nice experience Take this tip
I won't accept tips or gifts
That is my character
What a character
Sir, why isn't India developing like Bangkok when we have so many wonderful tourist spots
Because India is a dirty country
Shut up
Not dirty india Dirty politics
The Great India which is being spoilt by dirty politics
Every state has party
Every party has color and its own dress code
politicians don't even know the spelling or meaning of MLA!
They make Mother India bow her head in shame!
Oh! Cool, Naidu....calm down
Your sharp tounge and hands are itching....
....to set things right But they won't be of help
If I talk frankly in the Assembly about our politicians...
...I'll end up creating tremors
Some people may take it as a personal affront
You calm yourself down
India VS Australia
Come on Try your luck
Everyone is betting for Australia
No one is Bangkok is betting for India
There is...me!
Praise be to India
India will win for sure
He's betting for India in a losing match...funny guy!
In racing,records, rewards in betting I am the ruling king
Shall I come to the point?
Ready?
Bro....India will win?!
Hew is overloaded with black money in his back pocket, so he can afford it
Good way to change black to white
1000 bucks for india to lose
Opening the account
Keep 1000 ready to give me
He's abusing me?
No, bro
God gave him sound box but forgot the speaker!
Can't talk I am his voice over
Poor thing...he's dumb
India will lose You also bet
Listen, bro, in any election een the last vote counts!
Like how we cannot predict a woman's mind till the last minute
Same way India's last ball will decide its fate
It's all mine
Bro, even a losing match India will come out a winner
In all ways always I will win
Australia has won
- Whaaat? - Yes
In this TV here I saw India win
Someone has taken you for a royal ride, bro
Smell these nots Crisp fresh dollors
Our idea never fails...playing a dvd of a winning match!
Catch him!
He's caught on to ourtrick...let's run
You run ahead
Hey Lucky!
Bro...bro Let's go
Our dad shouldn't know about this betting matter
Correct, bro
Hi papa
Why did you eant to see us urgently?
Who won? Australia or India?
Breaking news of our betting escapade, huh?
Now our bones will be broken
We have money to buy a pocket of cigarettes
But 6 pack body?
My dear sons! Indoor or outdoor?
No, dad...don't
We won't do this again
You keep borrowing money from everyone I'm so ashamed I can't even step out
You are earning with a fake dvd!
papa....!
We are teaching a lesson to those who take short cuts to quick money and ruin families
Don't think you can fool me with your smart Alec answers
Life is a like a book
The 1st and last pages are written by God long ago as our birth and death
What we fill up in the blank pages in between is our life
We are excelling in our fill-up, dad
All we've been doing is swimming in debts!
If we lose the pen we can buy another one
But if we lose the pen cap can we buy that alone?!
Fathers are generally cool like 'Navaratna' oil advertisement
But like engine oil you are so hot tempered
If you get a maid-
Sorry, if we had a mother...
...we'd also have tender loving care showered on us
Phone without sim Network without signal
Children without mother are always looked down upon by our society
Mother sentiment is working out well
Mother, where are you?
Amma...?
Aunty....aunty I'm ready
Coming, Deepti
Hello sir
I hope you enjoyed the rrr-ri-rides, sir
10,000 bahts
After all the hair-raising rides our hormones have also risen
Where can we get 'hot' local gils?
(stammer)
He wants for tonight not next year, tell fast
Honey....!
I don't know about the girls Give me the money
- Get us the girls, we'll pay up - Is there any problem?
Gopal, what's the problem?
They are not paying up
Hey! Son of dog Give him the money
We only wanted an address You gave us an awesome doll
'Miss Beautiful...hot and super Her body soars in temperature"
Tell me-
Oh oh stop!
You brother from another mother!
I don't welcome violence
My school is to be just cool
If you fight for 1 minute you lose 60 seconds of joy
Nice philosophy
Continue
You come here from India for a holiday to relax
Pack up from frustrations refresh and enjoy nature, brother
Why are you trespassing into our space? OUT!
Vijju gets mad ehen a finger is pointed at him!
Ask him to stop pointing his finger at me like that
I won't What will you do?
- Stop, Vijju will handle it - I'll show him a thing or two
Vijju
Go away
Cool down, okay
I want ice cream
Deepti, check if the breakfast is ready Tourists will land up any time now
Make it fast
He's mad about ice cream
Hello...hey hey...Gopal!
You'll run the same errand daily, huh?
- Yes, same job, daily - We haven't made our 1st sale
When do you really sell?
How dare you ridicule my restaurant!
Let me go and cool down vijju
Cool?
Vijju...again getting into a fist fight, huh?
How many times I've told you not to get into a brawl
Your fight-count exceeds both hands and runs into thousands!
You'll never give this up, huh?
Why do you always blame Vijju?
He was fighting those rogues who tried to misbehave with me!
Honey, don't defend him
Scold me, Honey
My mom will never understand me
If I had a dad, he would have hugged and appreciated me
Not scolds me like my mom does
Phone without sim Network without signal
Children without farther are always looked down upon by our society
'Dad sentiment is working out well for you!'
My son...Vijju!
Sathya, however far you are you'll always be close to my heart
We'll shoot a video of this and sell it to Youtube!
- For what? _ MMS craze
What game is it?
Excuse me? Why are you lifting her?
Chinese love-climbing bell
If lovers ring the bell then your love will succeed
- Really? - That's our belief
Vijju, that's 'true lovers' bell it seems
If you climb up and ring the bell love you succeed it seems
People her believe this
So funny, ,right?
For Honey's sake, huh?
Naturally
It's a waste of trying
Te...te...te-
in 10 days Honey is flying off to Australia
What's the use of your love and give?
Whether she flies to Australia or out of space she'll belong to me
Why do you need this love with so many hurdles?
My love has no hurdles, dude
She has no dad to argue about our love
No mom to raise objections No brothers to put a full stop
All she needs to do is accept my love
I'll be there for her
Come with me, Honey
Vijju, where to?
You wanna have fun?
- Fun...? - Come
Careful, Vijju
Ring the bell
Super
Congratulations
For what?
Do you know that significance?
True lover's bell
If you ring it, Love will be approved
Do you know Vijju loves you?
No, he just said 'let's have fun'
He didn't ring it saying 'let's wish for love'!
chillax!
Honey, get ready for tonight's party
"Monday is maddening Tuesday is burdening"
"Wednesday, pain in the wrong place Thursday is head ache always"
"Friday's work load fries you from head to toe
Saturday rejuvenates you with a glow"
"Happily, happily, paint the town red Smile and sparkle gleefully spread"
"Saturday night...night Joy and jubilance at its height"
"Refresh...recharge...restore To carry through 5 days more"
"Reborn, rebuild, to re-begin Resonate joys, rejoice within"
"Pack up problems flit and fly this fun day High five, go high, freak out in every way"
"Happy, happily, live it up Love and laughter no full stop"
"Saturday night...bright Bliss and buoyance at its height"
"Switch off your mind today Switch on your heart to play"
"Then...what about SUNDAY...?!
"Open (Mind) and deep sleep....!"
- Cousin - Tell me
I've searched everywhere except the sea, can't find them
How will I face uncle?
Meet Daulat bai
Who is that?
'They are not in Mumbai?'
You fool!
Are you playing snooker or base ball?
Are you purposely talking in a code language?
What happeened?
Why are you bullying small kids?
You call him a small kid? He looks like a buffalo!
Wait...bro
Then are you a bear's neighbor?
Don't mess with me, Honey?
Which brand? Dabur or Lion?!
Your face looks like an oil can
And what kind of name is Honey?
Jokers! Are you troubling this girl?
Is this your honey-bee?!
I hate violence You better stick to silence
You know, Vijju is an iron man
They he can iron my shirts
Super, bro
Bro...does he sell br...bras?
Why add commas after world?
I'm talking in commas but your brother knows only full stop
If you have guts try and hit me
Try and point your finger at me
Go ahead
Point...point
What's the point of all this commotion?
What the hell are you talking here?
You are creating nuisance
Better tell him to stop pointing his finger at me
You try messing up with me I'll make mincemeat out of you
Let's go, we'll deal with them later
This boat business is the best way to bend the bones of the finger-fatal group
- We are in great soup - What happened?
Our snooker-poker batch is comperting with our boat business
What happened?
Bro! That finger-fatal group is here
I'll deal with them
Vijju...?
They are pointing their fingers at us
Instead of being in the An... ani...Aniimal planet...
....Why are you parading on this beach?
Instead of being in the Po...po...pogo channel...
...why are you painting our beach blue?
Why are you spoiling for a fight?
We will uproot your flag with our boat business on a firm footing
Vijju will bury you before you get your hand or foot in the business
What is he saying?
'Oil can' is pouring something?!
If you have gu...gu..guts try pointing your finger at us
My father has said, if I point a finger at you, 3 more point back at me!
If you want, I can show something else
They are scared now to point a finger at us!
Do you know our background?
- Your underground is trembling - What your glorious background?
The Great Dolly bhai
Mohanlal Mammooty
We must attend the opening of Ajay's boat business
Okay, boss
Dolly bhai is coming
- Greetings, bro - Hello
Where is the inauguration?
Why late?
Are we late?
Let's go
Vijju, do something
Don't let them get a head start
Give it to me
Fast...before they come
Let's go
Quickly
Go with courage in your heart and bring back treasures of the sea!
Get on, sir
I feel like I am sitting on actress Kareena's curves!
Have fun
Dolly bhai take off
"Life is a beautiful journey Who knows what tomorrow will bring?"
"No one knows what our future is?"
My hands are stuck
Did you apply some kind of glue or what?
You invited me for opening function but looks like my closing ceremony!
What has happened?
Save me
Save me, please
Every time you come up with some problem or the other
All the jet ski-ing equipments are spoilt
The handle is missing
DO something and un-glue me from this
Drug dealer is your financier
You arestarting a business with his money
What's this vowel-language?
prem, look at him
Lucky, why get into such mess when you are bad with lies?
Anyone does a mistake you point a finger at me!
Always like this from our childhood
If you mother was here she'd have supported us
And ticked them off
Our father won't help us Let's deal with them ourselves
Wait! Ball is in my court now
Whoever makes a mistake is unanswerable to me
Whether my children or someone else's
Who is inside?
come out
Do you have boys borna and brought up the wrong way?
And they are messing with my boy's business
Who is it?
"Sathya, I love you...you love me!"
Sathya, I touch you, you touch me"
"Dear God My good lord!"
"When your beauty caresses me Its fragrance...spreads gently"
"I'm on cloud 9...really!"
"Sathya, I love you...you love me!"
Sathya, I touch you, you touch me"
"stood before you draped ina sari will you kiss me...are yoou ready?"
"Kiss me soft and slow Sit next to me, hug...don't go"
"Why talk and waste time here Take me to the next level, dear"
"I'm on top of the world, darling!"
"His hormones working over time! Goodness Not waiting till the wedding, avaricious!"
"My parents haven't said yes, but he says no,
he can't keep his hands off me somehow"
"Your curvaceous hip reminds of soulful music from a clarinet, baby"
"Life is treating me ever so beautifully"
"Sathya, I love you...you love me!"
"Dear God My good lord!"
"When your beauty caresses me Its fragrance...spreads gently"
"I'm on cloud 9...really!"
Sathya! I gave birtth to you
No, daddy My mother
Shut up
I brought you up
No, daddy The maid did
Shut up!
My name is Subbu
My house is called dabbu (Money)
That is exactly your disease!
Shut up
To be happy a man needs 7 requirments
Nore down
1 is air to breathe 2 is water
3 is food 4 is clothes
5 is money 6 is money
7 is money 8 is money-
You added 1 more extra
Cut the 8yh one
Where is the richest person?
Right in front of me
Good
Where is the poorest person?
In front of you, sir
Very very good
What's the distance between the loftiest and the lowliest?
6 feet, sir
Not the distance
Why would I gave my daughter to you?
Virility
How many children can you father?
How can I count the children before marriage, sir?
How do I check your manliness?
Give me and I will prove my point
What is your monthly income?
5 to 6
- Lakhs? - No, 100s
100 rupees per day
No, per month
Even my maid can't adjust in that income!
I can, sir
I'll hit you
What will you adjust-
Shut up
Not that, sir-
What's your caste?
Are you particular about caste?
I am particular about caste and cash
We are not compatible
Get out!
Mr Subbarao, why are you obsessed with money?
Money can buy everything But not love or peace
Cool, Naidu....calm down
You are here to finialize an alliance, not to cut family ties
You've won the girl's heart now win over her father too!
Be cool and sail smooth!
Hello! Exit is that side
Father-in-law Sorry, Mr Subbarao
If I exit, it will be after marrying your daughter
Take my maid who is ready to run with you
Shall I go sir?
I'll kill you Go inside
Not her You go inside
I'm helpless, Naidu
My dear madam....stop
Here's 500000 for you
I don't take dowry
Who said it is dowry?
It is for you to give up my daughter
My love for your daughter cannot be bought
Are you sure?
It can't be bought
Take this suitcase
Bend or send I won't accept
10 or 15. I won't fall for your bait
Who specified an amount? Turn back and take a look
This is an empty suitcase I'll give you 6 months time
If you fill this suitcase with Rs 500000
...I'll get you married to my daughter
Otherwise-
I'll be back with 500001
Mr Subbarao
However rich a man may be...
....when he sneezes it is 'ach' not 'rich'! You can check if you like
I will be back
- Sathya...? - Naidu!
I'm seeing you after so many years
You look the same Like an Ajanta sculpture
You look the same too As tall as the Eiffel tower
Your style and glamor As awesomer as always
In 19-
Don't mention the year, Naidu
Why? Am I raking forgotten memories?
No...age
After so many tears, are you coming back for my sake?
I didn't even know you lived here, Sathya
I came regarding those idiots who are doing that boat business
Naidu! They are my sons
They are your sons...?
Who are the boys fighting with my sons?
They are my sons!
- Your children? - Yes
Sathya, keep your boys under control
Otherwise, you know what will happen, if I lose my cool
I know
My sons are also like you you keep your boys under control
Take care
Old love story
On the exterior they seem to be fighting
Their feelings haven't changed in the interior
I'll decode it and get all the details
MUMBAI
You went to Bankok and came back with...
...a fractured finger instead of a 'sandwich massage'!
Don't rub it in My son is in a bad mood
Please do something, bhai
Okay, I'll take care
Kill him
Where did you take this?
Bangkok
Siddha bhai, where are you?
Daulat bro Got any news?
Got your stuff
Really? Let me see
This is the girl I've been looking for
Where is she?
In Bangkok
In Bangkok...?
My brother will see to it
He will finish this deal for you
We found out Honey's whereabouts
- Where? - Bangkok
I'll come back only with her
Inform uncle
Why are you circling me?
Not just earth rotating, even life is a circle You come back to where you began
That's how we met
You didn't, when you should have Even if you do now, what's the use?
Whatever the time left let us make good use of it
Sathya, I'm strong in taking a vow But my weakness is not letting it go
Just as your father challenged me...
...I earned that money by toiling night and day in 5 months, not 6!
I came to your house dreaming of seeing you ina wedding saree
But no one was there
I had no idea where or how you were
I was devastated
Now you show up with your sons
They are not mine!
They are my father's secretary Sambaiya uncle's sons
My father faced great loss in his business and died
I adopted Sambaiya uncle's sons as he also passed away, that's all
But I didn't get married or have children like yiu did
My life started with Usha the sun and set with 'Vennila' the moon
Usha, Vennila.....2 wives?!
Don't you know 'Usha' means dawn and 'Vennila' means night?
What about your boys?
Let me tell you a secret they themselves don't know
They are orphans
Wow! What a love story
- Love never has a expiry date - Oh my god!
By the way I'm Honey
I'm Naidu
We think of our boys as our future
Don't tell them about our past
They will be distressed if they know I'm not their biological mother
Yes, they can't bear it
Okay....okay
I'll keep ita asecret provided you both continue your unfinished Love story
Get married and start your 2nd innings
Okay?
'Children without mother are always looked down upon by our society'
'If our mother was here she'd have supported us'
'And ticked them off'
'If my father was here he'd have supported me'
'And ticked them off'
What's all this fa..fa..father mother and marriage?
When time favors you a father walks into your life
...when you're yourself as old as a father!
Whether he crawls or walks we don't need a father!
Gopal, you shut up!
Do you know what a father is?
One who worries about his kids without worrying about himself
Great gift given by God
That is dad
You can convince us
But how will this wicked world react?
Goddamn world!
When your mom was working with blood, sweat and tears...
...did that wicked world lend her a kerchief?
Don't lose out on a dad's love
Same goesa to those motherless children!
Which motherless children?
Just kids Small kids
1 of those boys can't even talk!
Oh my God!!
I don't care what this world thinks
I'll make sure my mom gets married
I'll welcome my dad
He's as old as a lighthouse and he is falling in love now?
College love Not now
They want to make yesterday love blossom!
We'll get them married
Uncle and aunty get married, huh?
Sounds awful
We are ourselves dying to get married
You are thinking of love, marriage and on top of it, gain our support
We Won't agree at all
Shut up
Do you know who the mother is?
God cannot be with us all the time So he created an option: mother
Mother is a Goddess without a temple
When such a mother knocks at your door, you think it's your money lender
And refuse to open the door!
Your bad luck
I need a mom
I need more details about her
That mother has...2 children
2 children?
Just this small
One is learning to talk only now
Even then we must see them
They are preparing for their kindergarten exam!
What?
At the wedding, they will appear as your gifts!
Agreed
Hello...slow motion
Already a late marriage and you are delaying it further
Witnesses?
He is the groom's witness She is the bride's witness
You?
You 'Weeping Buddha'! What does it matter who I am?
Register their marriage
Sign, uncle
Aunty, quick
But the boys aren't here as yet
Auspicious timne will pass by the time they land up
Come...fast...fast
Sign here
Wedding is over
Happy married life
Why is my left eye suddenly twitching?
My whole body is trembling
Wonder what will happen now
"Unexpressed words in your smile"
What is this? Marriage is over?
We had to register before the inauspicious time set in
Dear, my sons
OUR sons!
Where have you arranged the feast?
Let's go look for our younger brothers!
Little bro..junior..where are you?
My dad is a bride groom
Now we have a mom who'll feed us
Why are you staring?
We 2 They are 2
You are 3 Total 7
If we live together we can be happy
As 1 family
Not happy Un-happy!
I'll never live with them
Me too
Cancel this marriage
Dearest...?
Just now they got married?
That's why it is easy
Throw that garland on her face, dad
I'll get you a new one
I'll punch your face before that!
Don't laugh too much Next will be your 'tooth pick bro'
At least now stop all these squabbles and quarrels
We didn't get married for selfish reasons
But to give you the parents' love you all missed out on!
Be united from now on
With them?
- Impossible - It is Impossible
They will be staying with us from tomorrow
Okay, dear?
I know Dad will say 'no'
Ajay, sons should respect parents' wishes
Husband should see the wife's point of view
This is her 1st wish as my wife It is my duty to fullfill it
I intend staying with her from tomorow
If you want to come you are most welcome
Uncle...!
Aunty...?
Gopal, get up
Aunty!!
Uncle, where is your luggage?
Did you come to drop uncle here?
Yeah! Heis a school kid and we must drop him in his hostel
We came because mom asked us to
Wherever mom and dad are we will also be, naturally!
Vijju....?
Rambo is angry
Salutations to mother
Whenever we asked for a mom dad would buy us new toy
We'll see our mom in that doll That's how we grew up
1st time we are seeing a mom 'live'
Yes, mom, we've been waiting for a mom's affection
"Greetings, my dear mother"
"A big hello...to my mom dear"
"May you be happy, dears May you live for 100 years"
"Like a star in the sky, shine Spread joy like the sun sublime"
"Greetings, my dear-"
Why is he hurrying in with a hammer, bro?
No, don't, Vijju I invited them, no?
They are your brothers
Natural for them to stay with their parents, right?
True, Vijju That's why they are here
Mom, which room will they occupy?
Your room
Wh...where will we be? Sto...stor-
You'll be in the sto...store room and we'll be in the bed room
You take this room And relax
I won't
Only because your bads luck took an U turn, you are here with us
If you act up, nail to be hit on the wall will be in your-
Hearts's ce...cen...cent-
Got it Let's go
Understood?
Oho! Romantic couple
Uncle..... happy?
Wait for 2 days
I'll make the fighting brothers turn into '5 pandavas'
Oh sorry You carry on
Honey
Uncle, I'm so happy to see you both like this
- All the best - Thank you
Sathya, thanks to Honey who made us one happy family
True, dear
It would be great if Honey also becomes part of our family
She is made for Vijju
Vijju, why did you bring me this far?
I'll tell you
Fishing net?
Hold it
Put it down
Why didn't you bring me here before?
Everything has a time, no?
Come here
See
Wow! Beautiful island
Vijju, look at that gold fish
I - love - you
Vijju, I love you
I love you too
Honey....?
Do I take your silence as acceptance?
"Don't stare at me persistently Don't kill me provokingly"
"Thoughts of you drive me crazy my precious Honey bee!"
"No tiny green chilly bites please of my pink cheeks...don't tease"
"As second skin when you hug me Intoxicated...giddy...I get dizzy"
"You cling to me like jasmine fragrantly"
"You are like a loaded pistol blasting my heart out of control"
"Glit...glit...glittering Step...step...stepping"
"Only you can be my dream gorl tottaly"
"Shall I pinch You impishly? Shall I embrace you gently?"
"Shall I give my heart to you? Shall I give my love so true?"
"Without water a plant can't flower"
"Without you in my life I face emptiness and strife"
"Life without a soul-mate is a hollow hellish state"
"If you are by my side every moment is a joy ride"
"My life went winding thanks to you like a spring"
"Like a cyclone you enveloped me darling, with gestures stormily"
"Shim...shim...shimmering Wow..wa...waltz...waltzing"
"Only you can be my chimera completely"
"I'm prisoner of your love sublime I won't leave you till the end of time"
"Is your smile a combustion of love potion or ammunition?"
"Thief of yesterday, today, tomorrow You've opened my heart's window"
"Is there a knife or scissor in your sharp glance of fervot"
"Oh God! Your eyes expressively sliced the mango-like delicious me"
"Like a new ball, you made me cross new boundaries gladly"
"You made me jump with joy to everlastingly enjoy"
"Shine...shine...shining Tan...tang...tangoing"
"My dream girl lovely My one and only"
"Shall I build you a temple in my heart? For me to prostrate from begining to start?"
"If you ask won't I die for you? My only true love, my beau"
Honey! I've got good news for you
You've got your visa to go to Australia
What...you look so dull when I've given you such great news
God always gives me everything but temporarily and he takes it all back
When I was missing my family Vijju professed his love to me
So quickly God is taking it away from me
I van't lose my happiness this time
Isn't this what you were waiting for so long?
I wanted to go to Australia for a better life
How can I get a better life than this?
So I wish to become part of this family
"You for you, me for me that's how life will be"
Why this red...raging anger
I'm feeling sleepy
"Lord Krishna and Brindavan..."
You should always be the 5 united brothers
"Lord Krishna and Brindavan Belong equally to everyone"
Mom has left
Let's switch to the sports channel
Papa's gone Let's watch Pop channel
Whoever has the remote will decide the channel
I got it
Let me
No, I can manage
Listen to me-
I told you I can manage Why are you pestering me?
Vijay! How could you? Apologize at once to your dad
Sathya, he didn't mean to-
My mother...her wish She can hit me or yell at me
Who are you to come in between?
Don't poke your nose You have no right to talk
You shattered my happy life bringing these people in
He got married to my mom for this house, not for love
Don't you dare deride my dad? Is this Bangkok palace or what?
It's a goddamn hell within 4 walls
What rubbish are you blabbering?
Vijju, stop it
Why are you fighting instead of accepting each other as brothers?
They can never become our brothers
Neither you our dad
Didn't I tell you right then not to come and stay here?
But you insisted
You made a big mistake marrying him, mom
Vijju....my dear son
I am so sorry
I'm to blame for all this stredd and distress
Don't worry, Sathya
Their age to make us worry Ours to take it in our stride
By the time children understand their parents...
...they will become parents who will be questioned by their children!
That's when they will realize what it is to be in our shoes
This is the human psychology of every generation
Generation will change
But human psychology will never change
All said and done they are our children
Of course
Of course, your children!
Orphans whom you adopted to shower mother's love
Hoisted them on your shoulder as a dad
Teaching them to take their 1st step
Gave them the best life ever from the bottom of your hearts
This was your big blunder
You were the answer to their lives which was a huge question mark
And you changed your lives into a question, your next big mistake
If I tell them their true lineage-
Honey!
They won't be able to bear the truth
They only lacked the luxury their mother's milk, that's all
They think I am their biological father
By blurting out the truth you will ruin the reason for our wedding
Even if we didn't give birth to them
...they are our children totally
Lucky!!
Lucky, where are you taking us?
Why did you bring the-
Why did you come here?
What...?
What is he blabbering?
What are you saying?
Their mother is not their real mother?
Are they orphans?
Don't talk rubbish
Take your hands off me
You've gone absolutely loony
What Lucky says is true
I knew this before he found out
Uncle and aunty made me promise not to tell you but he overheard it tonight
Super, Lucky!
1st time you spoke and shocked everyone
Was your mother wrong?
One who raises a child cherishes the act more than one who gives birth
She set aside her own love and showered affection on to you
She was wrong
Was your dad wrong?
For your life's sake he forsake his life
He was also wrong
Why did our mother hide it from us?
What would you have done If she had told you?
Why did my dad not tell us? I will ask him directly
What will you ask?
Why did you step in as my dad?
He didn't want you to know because you'd be devastated
Now go and tell 'we know the truth'
And make things worse for them
Go and do that immediately
Honey, none of us will talk about this any more
Lucky, you didn't over hear anything You didn't anyone anything
This truth will be forgotten right here
They will always be our parents
We shouldn't upset them anymore
Honey, you brought the entire family one roof
Those who fought signed peace treaty
I'll celebrate this happy moment with aunty and uncle
I'll confirm my love for Vijay in front of everyone
- Why is Reena here? - For your sake
Why so late?
Sorry
What's the ne-news?
I'll tell once aunty and uncle are here
Didn't tell you there is something special brewing?
Naughty fellow!
Onew minute
Hello uncle Where are you?
Why haven't you come here?
Found her
Take her
Who the hell are you?
You are asking me what I should asking you!
Who is she to you?
Try touching her and you will know
Finish him
Isn't it wrong to try and kill my broyher in front of my eyes?
Let go of me
If you touch my dad it is like touching my heart!
- Hey! Come - Leave her
Who the hell are you coming in between?
Where are you rushing away?
Vijju, don't come
If you don't give me honey I'll slice her throat
A single drop of my mother's blood and you'll be hanging headless!
Don't Stop it
They have come for me from my home town
I have to go with them
I called you all today to tell you about my past
The same past has caught up with me
Please let me go
I'm sorry, I told you I was an orphan, uncle
It is only right on my part to go back with them
Don't, Honey
What bloody don't You better come
Don't hurt aunty
Why are you playing the martyr?
You come along
If anyone moves to save her you won't see her alive
If you hide in Bangkok did you think ik can't catch you?
Enough of staring Get into the car
Don't worry, sir She'll be alright
thank you, doctor
How is your daughter now?
My daughter is fine
But what she and I feared about Honey's past has happened
Why did Honey hide her past from all of us?
To know the details, 1st I must brief you not about Honey
'But about 2 villages in the border of 2 states, Andhra and Karnataka'
'One is Pandavapuram Another is Kauravapuram'
'Dharma'nna is a big shot in Pandavapuram
'He is like the adopted son of Dharma'
'Suyodhana is a big wig in kauravapuram'
'He is like the illegitimate son to atrocities and adharma'
'For all his misdeeds his children were his weapons'
'There is also a story to these villages like a page from our history texts'
'Residents of Pandavapuram used to indulge in dance drama'
'....playing the roles of only the Pandavas'
'The same held good for Kauravapuram who enacted roles of Kauravas only'
'In the course of time, each had thier own identity and family tree'
'When people all over celebrated the harvesting festival in mid January...'
'...these 2 groups contested over some issue annually without fail!'
'They gambled even to the extent of staking their mothers or daughters'
'One particular year, Suyodhana schemed a betting game with bad intentions wherein...'
'....the loser should not celebrate any happy event for 14 years'
'But he lost the game and fell into the hole he dug for them'
'So Suyodhana's sons could never get married for 14 years'
'After the stipulated time they got a chance to take revenge'
You are back after 14 years to gamble with us, what's your bet?
If I lose I'll donate my wealth to the people of both villages entirely
I'll leave this place along with my family never to return
But if you lose, your daughter should become my daughter-in-law!
Accept this, sir, because if we lose only our family will pay the price
But if we win both villages benefit
Okay
Super, father
I'll fix the wedding date
You get your daughter ready for the wedding and to bid you farewell
You played your cards right with your eye-talk at the right time, Ranga
So I'm duty bound to 'help' you...see you!
'He silenced Ranga by burying him dust to dust, ashes to ashes cleverly'
We never thought Ranga would betray us in this manner
Brother, you are sticking to fair play but won through foul play
Your daughter, Honey's life should not get ruined like this
Don't think twice, let Honey stdy in Australia just as she wanted
It is my duty to ensure she is safe in Bangkok till she gets her visa
This is how Honey came to live with me
She got her visa
Since Vijay professed his love to her choosing your family over her plans....
...she tore her visa impulsively
I'm petrified what those brutes will do to Honey
Father...mother...!
Sister....?
My dear Honey...!
You gave some sob story your daughter ran away
From now on, Your daughter will stay only in our house
You just attend the wedding, bless her, eat your stomach's content and go
Start...drive
Move away, cousin
Come
I'm helping you get even with your 14 year-feud, uncle
Bravo!
Move
Your bed is waiting for you to lie on!
No savior will come to your rescue, save your tears
"Siblings 5 and bee like flowers scented Smiling, con, connive enchanted"
This is Suyodhana's house
Entering his house is as good as entering a tiger's cage
Inhabitants are not human But she-demons!
However dangerous they are we won't go back without Honey
Not that-
Will you help us or not?
Okay, tonight you'll enter the house by hiding in Sathy's water tanker
Damu, fill up our tanks quickly
- Come here - Why?
Watch this new video of a fake God man's romance!
Why are you snoring away to glory instead of guarding the place?
Till the wedding, you are supposed to guard silently, not snore loudly
Sorry, boss
If you mess it up you'll be minus your head
Go back to guarding
Come
I'm here to make Pandavapuram listen...
...to your tenacity and durability of our Kauravapuram mattress!
Why are you acting pricey?
He is after all youe fiance!
Instead of hugging him tight why are you moving away in fright?
Eat
Don't test my patience
I'll brand her by this hot ladle and make her surrender to you
Come, my dear nephew
See you
Vijju...?
Vijju...!
I love you, Vijju I missed you
I know
How did your come here all by yourself-
We are here as 1 family to take you back with us
I can't come, Vijju
Why are you scared? We are here for you
I'm not scared for my life But for my parents
If you try to escape We won't hunt you down
But you'll come back in search of your parent's dead bodies!
I can't for sake my parents for the sake of my love
Well said
You told me your parents are more important to you than your love
I'll convince your father and take you back formally
Leave...leave
Have you come to save her all the way from Bangkok?
You are caught handed
We'll make you 'dust to dust' ashes to ashes' in our quarry!
Uncle...!
What's this noise in the middle of the nigh-?
Why is the mace on the floor?
Irt has got dented
Why buy trouble?
They will only pray and not scrutinize it
Put it back but turn it the other way
If they find out about the mace it is the end of us in this place
Look! Fully drunk, he is rolling on the floor like an empty bottle
He is bleeding
This 1 year of living in disguise will be a boon to you, Yudhishtra
You'll get back to your original as soon as this year is over
Thank you, Lord Krishna
More than my affection for Honey your love for my daughter is priceless
She's really very fortunate
But not lucky enough to become a part of your family
Even if we agree for this alliance the 2 villages will oppose our decision
We have to face the consequences of our (mis)deeds and karma therein
You are upset because you are so virtuous
Was it right of Kaikeyi to send Rama in exile even though Dasaratha granted her a boon?
Kauravas exiling Pandavas since they lost in the dice game...
....so be it as per rules But is it motally right?
You agreed to let your daughter marry into this family, if you lost
So rule-wise you are right But they won through deceit
I want to share ups and downs of my life with Honey
I'll rescue Honey
It is not an easy task as you think
Determination will decidew the impossible in our favor
Let us use all the illusive and elusive tricks possible
By begging, black mailing insisting, intimidating
By changing or cheating them
Make them lose their mind or diverting their mindset
We'll rescue Honey who made us 1 happy family...
...by making Suyodhana himself mend his ways and make her our daughter-in-law
What is our plan, father?
With divine help we will succeed
If necessary, we can win through astrology
Like the eunuch Brihnnala in Mahabharatha
...I'll teach music and dance to the queen and princesses
Like Valala the head cook i will enter the royal kitchen of king Viratta
What is your disguise?
I'll be Granthic who will attend to the horses in the stable
What about you?
I'll go as Sairandhri, beautician and lady-in-waiting to the queen
Remember, even if one of us is found out in this 1 year of being incognito...
...We will be exited again
Murari, does Suyodhana have any friends?
Landlord Buridi
There is a family wedding tomorrow in his house
Greetings
Suyodhana, welcome
You are the master of gambling Your game awaits you
You bachelor boys! Colored sarees await you this side
Come...come
praise be to Lord Shiva
Who the hell are you? You are dressed up funnily
If you ask in the eastren direction the sun will update you
If you ask West wind will answer
If you ask North God of time will replay
If you Siuth God of death will inform you of your time of death
1 look at us, death will be 'scared to death'!
You nitwits! 14 minutes from now, you'll be clutches in the jaws of death
What crap!
As if his predictions will come true!
Who the hell is he?!
When the planets are not well aligned his entry is a blessing in disguise
He'll predict second by second within a second
In the 14th minute you'll both go in search of him
In the game of cards, many have lost even a kingdom
But your lucky hand always reigns supreme
'Victory' is the name of my house
You changed the name of your house?
Till yesterday we also thought this
Then we met a man who is the synonym for victory
Where is he?
He is the one I just spoke about
Gopi Gambler Gopi
24 x 7 x 365 cards, clubs and casino!
Your body guard look is good Only thing missing are these glasses
Place your cards
Already done
I didn't even see him deal
Didn't I tell you he is real fast?!
Damn all this danger!
As if danger will fall down from the skies
Light my cigarette
Glam dolls will disappear Let us hurry back
Oh my God!
What happened?
Damn lucky
You escaped this danger by a hair's breadth!
Danger....?!
My target is actually not numskulls like you
To beat betting laureate, king of gambling Suyodhana hollow
You are sitting right in front of your opponent, your dream has come true
What are you saying? Oh my god! What an honor!
What a pleasure
Right from childhood I've been dreaming of taking a photo along with you, sir
They are equally matched
- Smile please - Thank you, sir
This is enough I've beaten you
My life time ambition has been fulfilled
- I am going to retire - Wait, my friend
In 14 days, there's a wedding in my family You must stay with me as my guest
I must play with you and win
I am Sathya Menon My specialty is 'sweet balls'
May be he isn't suffering from diabetes!
Hmmmmmmm...mouth watering!
Did you alone do all this?
No, I have assistants to help me
Like it?
- Very much - Thank you
Sweet ball or she?]
I meant this 'laddu'
- All yours - Coming?
For what?
To make sweet balls for their family wedding
Yeah, that's why
I'll come, sir Thank you
Astrologer sir, forgive us for not taking you seriously
We insulted you very sorry
Just like you said, we escaped a huge danger by the skin of our teeth
If you come home we'll treat you like God
If you don't we'll die at your feet
I'll come and predict your planetary charts, enhance the science of directions in your
house
I'll protect you from death
If you gave birth tonus, father he gave us a rebirth!
He just now saved us from a huge danger!
Take his blessings
Catch me falling at his feet! I don't need anyone's blessing
This is a matter of life and death for your children
When we need a life saver in our card game...
...don't we use a trump card?
If he is making such sweeping promises let's see what he can deliver
You've all gained foothold easily How will I enter their space?
Don't be in a hurry, Ajay
I've planned when and how you should enter their house
Be ready
He has been with me all the time and is drooling over my fiancee!
I can forgive anything but back stabbing
Get lost!
Uncle
I know who they are and their where abouts
The people of pandavapuram have sent het some where far away
Even though we won after 14 years...
..We are not able to taste the fruits of our victory
I'll some how get them
I'll take leave now
'His name is Sheik Ali Masthan'
'He treats and cures amnesic patients with alternate medicine called Unani'
Both you and I know his predicament
I know What now?
He has forgotten his entire past
By my treatment at least he has found his way here
A capsule a month will make him recollect and get back to normalcy
Yes...yes, it will
- Where is my capsule? - Here you go
I'll go and bring back that girl
Take our folks in
Come in
Supreme Absolute Truth!
Why did you step back, Guruji?
Praise be to the 9 planets
There is an evil spirit that's envelopiong this house
What are you blabbering?
When the divine mace is here how can any spirit have evil effect?
That evil spirit has dented your mace
Guna, get the mace
Victory to Duryodhana
Praise be to the divine mace
True, there is a dent, father
Let me see
Drive the spirit away before our life gets dented, Guruji
I tried my best to convince her but she isn't listening to me
Looks loke she'll only respond to rough and tough handling
Don't worry, somehow I will manage to bring her around before your wedding
Who are these people? They look like a drama troupe
How dare you hit my aunt!
He hit the evil spirit inside her When did she come here to stay?
14 years
How long since you lost in your gambling game?
14 years!
How long since you were forced to be bachelors like over grown okra?
Same, guruji
Do you want evil spirit or our Guruji's positive vibes?
We need only Guruji here
Then the sooner you send your aunt away the better
Send her beyond the outskirts of this village
What's this injustice?
Wait
What?
Uncle, keys
1st time she called our father as 'uncle'
All grace of our Guruji
Praise be to Guruji Graharaj
Praise be to our dear Guruji
Vijju, what's all this drama?
This is how the pandavas stayed incognito for a year
We are doing this for your sake now
No one can come in between you and me in this game!
'His name is Pichakuntla pydlithali'
'He is very fond of Bapu's cartoons and poems written by Cinare'
'So he fashioned a pen name for himself as Bapure'
'He loves drinking coffee in the rain and writes poetry in the moonlight'
'His weakness is playing judas and hence ruining many families'
'His wife ran miles away from him without even waiting for a divorce'
'Totally he is a retard'
I inhale and exhale Telugu
'Son of a mongrel! I will punch you so hard, your ears will go (S)tone deaf!'
Aha! Even swear words in Telugu are ambrosia to my ears!
Telugu damsel! Come out and learn traditions and Telugu customs
Dad! Don't call me Kuchala kumari How many times do I have to tell you?
Call me Kuku
That's why I've brought you here to change your name
I can't carry this saree, daddy
I want my shorts right now
There are 3 bulls raging in this house who are bachelors after losing a bet
You don't know how they will react to you
You mean bulls, dad?
You and your accent! Do what you want!
Guna, go to every house in Kauravapuram and invite them for the wedding personally
Yes, father
Brother-in-Law?
Hello bro-in-law!
Why are you showing up so late?
I received the 1st invitation The wedding will be a grand success
What book are you writing now?
I'm rejuvenating drops that are fading out
Name of the book is 'Raindrops of Telugu'
He and his Telugu obsession
Where is your daughter?
My dear Kuchala kumari Uncle wants to meet you
What is this dress?! What happened to your sari?
I did a strip tease It was so hot
You mean slipped it bout with ease
How does her attire matter? She is very attractive
She can marry my eldest son Guna when my youngest gets married
Let me marry her, father?
Don't change your mind I beg of you
When we were exchanging horoscope the groom-to-be dies of epilepsy
When she was about to get engaged the groom died of a head injury
Choose either of them for my daughter
You'll be blessed if you agree
Either of them is fin-
Where did they go?
Bapure can't be bowled over!
What an ideal Telugu idol?!
Who is this respected soul?
To save the family from all hurdles
The astrology genius and his assistant
Always be alert
Greetings, sir
I'm Bapure
I heard you are an astrogy genius
Which planets are under your control?
What ancient Hindu texts have you read?
What sacred texts have you memorized?
You want to know about the scripures I've studied?
Those who pass in 1st class...
...become Govt officials, engineers and doctors
Those who pass in 2nd calss..
...chose a career in managment or business controling the 1st class people
Those who pass in 3rd calss...
...become politicians controling ist and 2nd class sectors
Those who fail and don't feature in any of these become thugs and dacoits
They control all 3 sections
The last group without any qualifications are the seers and God men
Whole world falls at the feet of this 5th group
What knowledge What enlightenment
No award can match your brilliance
Let's go
To be on the safe side, ask our folks to be on their guard with this fellow
Okay, dad
Nice chicken piece
Sexy leg
Telugu dhai Telugu eggplant
Telugu tamarind rice Telugu pickle
Who is the angel who cooked this feast?
I am Sathya Menon
This feast was cooked by me and my 2 assistants
He is Mr Graharaju and his assistant
What a beautiful telugu name right, Kuchala kumari?
Mr Genius, are you married?
I'm a chaste bachelor
Why this celibate status?
It's the only way to change this world
Once married, we can't even change a TV channel!
What does 'askjalita' mean, dad?
When desires of all kinds rage from within our body...
..to curb all worldly pleasures and bring it under control
Isn't he a great man?
Are you also 'askhalita'?
Shut up! Don't make an ass of yourself
I'm married
Oh! Is that so?
Who is your husband?
He is-
You said you are a staunch bachelor?
I meant he is as tall as him
Tourist guide abroad
Oh! That's what you meant?
Heard that, dear?
Though her husband is abroad she is such an uncrushed flower!
This is the beauty of our Indian restraint
But a non-Indian woman would have been taken apart like this
What made you come to that conclusion?
Who is this chap who looks like a 6 footer even when he is seated?!
Gam-gambler Gopi
Are you that Gopi who made my brother-in-law lose in cards?
Then play a game with me and try to win
Whay are you grabbing my finger?
He's implying your hand will be left with 4 fingers only!
What will happen to my 5th?
Thank you, sir You saved my finger
Bapure, don't get tensed
Finish your 1 and 2 and come
What does 1 and 2 mean?
And you call yourself a poet!
1 is to pee 2 is to crap
Once ...just once I have to beat him
You? I changed my number and network and still you traced me!
Where are you, loony female?
You are here...where?
Dammit!
- Who, friend? - My fiancee
Why did you yell at her then?
She is tsunami draped in a sari
She stuck on to me right from when she was a year old
She's still holding me tight
How old is that tsunami beauty?
What a charming beauty!
She has Telugu filled into every pore of her body
No! She looks like a fighting fowl ready for the game
I feel like making her mine
She looks strong and sturdy like a rain drenched cement bag
If you see a girl you get all hot bothered
Dumbass
Why did you come 'when I told you not to'?
My love for you is increasing like our world bank debt
Your love for me is declining like the value of our rupee
I can'tlive without you, dear
Don't touch me
Sorry, I touched you by mistake
I cannot live without my darling
I am going to die
Don't go any where I'll make him change his mind
Friend, your fiancee will stay with us
Take her inside and show her to her room
Why another room? She can stay with my daughter
Comem, sweet heart
Please go
You are like a full frown tree liberally fertilized
Uncle, who is this?
Why get irritated?
She is gambler Gopi's fiancee
Greetings
Kuchala kumari
This wonderful lady will be sharing your room
She's just like vanilla ice cream
You look awesome too
- Nice dress - Thank you
Take this Telugu lady inside
Bapure, he-
HE?!
I mean she should not share a room with your daughter
Each of you give me a string of dos and dont's
Shut up! You and your vowel language!
She crosses her leg on to the person sleeping next to her
So what?
Both are woman, let them cross legs on each other
What is wrong?
Bapure, listen-
Stop your advice
Come with me, dear
Bapure...Bapure!
What is this speed breaker saying now?
2 swords can't be in sheath
He's butting in!
2 females heads can't share a bed
Listen to-
Note down his pearls of wisdom
Nowadays isn't 1 phone used with 2 sim cards, no?
Everyone has some dumb suggestion...go
Your daughter's life shouldn't get ruined
I know best!
Telugu damsel. teach her the ins and outs of Telugu
'Turmeric lends a glow to a married lady's face"
"Vermilion grants longevity to a woman and her spouse always"
"To be kissed , invite cheeks milky white"
- I can't - Continue
Is he torturing us to gape at that girl?
Rice flour pattern with dots you drew was awesome
Thank you
Your muscles are also awesome
Look how she follows our Telugu customs!
See with what devotion she has drawn that pattern
Why is she circling that pillar, dad?
That's our fortified sacred plant basil?
Fort?
My fate! I deserve this
Go inside
bye
Learn Telugu cilture
What's special about today?
Today is Thursday, right? special significance for women
But today is Friday
Friday is dedicated to Goddess of wealth
That's why I follow this ritual
I'm very happy to hear this
Instead of a bath tub, ensure she takes an 'abhyanga' bath
What is 'abhyanga' dad?
Height of ignorance!
Applying turmeric paste all over the body and taking a shower
Wow! Sounds intersring
Will you show me how?
What a sweet heart!
Take her in and give her a herbal ayurvedic bath
What is he blabbering?
Actually it is not safe to send them both in
The other day you objected to them sharing a room
Today it is the bath room!
Tell me what is bugging you
Bapure sir, you don't understand
If you melt a gold chain you'll get gold out of it
If you melt a cycle chain can you get a cycle?
- If you melt a gold chain- - Gold
- If you melt a cycle chain- - cycle
I'll clobber you
My daughter My wish...get lost!
Is this enough or do you need anything else?
This will do
Shall we start?
Mohini, what happened?
"Hi Telugu missy, your lips rosy Your soft cheeks I saw closely"
"Your petite feet anointed with turmeric Fulsome breasts make me euphoric"
"I saw intently, I saw intensely I saw every mole in your body"
"I wrote down, I willed it to you my heart forever so true"
"I looked into your eyes, lightning My senses reeled, enlightening"
"Your spine made heat climb up with in me Your curves halted Time's hands willfully"
"I saw sea's depth and peak's height What I saw made my body react right"
"Girls, curves, valleys and plateau I saw up, down, highs and lows"
"Girls, curves, valleys and plateaue I saw up, down, highs and lows"
"I saw freely, I saw fully I saw every pore in your body"
'I jotted it down, I noted it too my soul I saved just for you"
"Like being entrapped in a quagmire is your navel; quicksand of desire"
"Sway of your hips that dip and dive I saw; breathless, I could barely survive"
"Wow! I saw parts of you, crystal clear where rays of sun and moon can't enter"
"Yahoo! Even places you haven't seen I saw and everything else in between"
"I saw intently, I saw intensely I saw every part of your body"
"I wrote down, I willed it to you my heart forever so true"
"Hi Telugu missy, your lips rosy Your soft cheeks I saw closely"
"Your petite feet anointed with turmeric Fulsome breasts make me euphoric"
"I saw intently, I saw intensely I saw every mole in your body"
"I wrote down, I willed it to you my heart forever so true"
"I saw intently, I saw intensely I saw every part of your body"
Enough of seeing
- Come - Where
Come over there
What's the purpose of our visit and what are you up to?
You made him dress up like a girl
But you didn't brief him, dad
Understood?
Each of you should do justice to your respective roles
Best of luck
Brother-in-law
Bapure uncle is coming Hide...let's all hide
Whi is there?
Someone is here, brother-in-law
Where are you?
I can't see anyone here
Brother-in-law!
What happened, Bapure?
- Brother-in-law! - What happened?
Why are you shouting like a poossessed dog?
Someone was hanging around here, I looked
But I didn't see anyone
Go and search
Search
Look everywhere
Search that side also
Who is there?
One of you, go and check
Look behind those gunny bags
No one is there
Didn't see anyone
No one around
Jackass!
He spoilt our sleep
If he continues to show this loony side...
...bury him in our quarry
I didn't get this at all But something is fishy
You didn't let us sleep last night
There is some conspiracy brewing in this house
Before I leave this house I'll get to the bottom of this
Bro, this crazy cuckoo should be tackled
His planets are non aligned and unfavorable now
Time for our astrology genius to step in
His treatment starts tomorrow
I circumambulated the temple 400 times
Not only that, Guruji, we rolled over all around the temple in our briefs!
Bapure, what happened?
How can door frame at 7' height hit my head?
It's death hell bent on a fast to target you
I've hedard of ministers go on a fast to acheive their goal
But how can death fast?
During the time of destruction we go against our intelligence
Your bad time has started
Death God has been shoved from the 1st house to the 8th house
Shoved curses or showed blessings?
All jobless people are dying to step into my space with pearls of wisdom!
That's no big deal Try getting a paunch like this
What happened, Bapure?
My nose got broken
Get up
Has your bad time started?
200 kilos! Hit and miss You just escaped your grave
Morning was the door jamb Now this weight's hit and miss
'It is death hell bent on a fast to target you'
Genius...my savior!
Forgive my stupidity
What happened, Bapure?
Just as you said, death seems to be hungering after me
It is trying to eat me up like a chicken biriyani
Now do you believe our Guruji?
Yes, I do
What do you think were the demands of death?
- Assistant - Understood
What did you say? What did he understand?
What will happen now?
Close your eyes
I did
What's this, Guruji?
It's the light of truth
Perform Vedic rites in Kasi for our ancestors-
We will find peace of mind
If you don't want to die...
...if you confess in front if this light-
Death will be appeased
Whom do you like very much?
Sunny Leone
It's a lie
Telugu
It should be a secret you haven't told anyone
I got it now I'll try again
Telling tales
If you want your soul to rest in peace when you die...
...you must stop telling tales
Till my dying day, huh?
14 days, 14 hours...
14 minutes, 14 seconds...
...you must not tell tales
If I don't back stab my stomach blows up
So tell me how to take out this gas
I'll suggest the best remedy
What is it?
Sit ao a stove and it will get equalized
An officer is questioning in our quarry for paperwork
Did you tell the quarry belongs to Suyodhana?
Our words fell on deaf ears
Tell me net time We'll finish him off
Ajay, this is the right time for you to lure Gaja to our advantage
Take this hot coffee and stimulate heat inside him
An hour before the wedding ensure Gaja is with you
I'll handle rest of the story
Coffee
Why did you bring it?
No one is at home So I brought it for you
Okay, keep it on the table
'What to do now?'
Lizard...I'm terrified of Lizard
Hey Gaja!
Mohini is petrified of lizards
No coffee for me?
I'll get it for you
Oh! My goddamn fate
Mohini, keep it there
Lizard...?
Huh?
Aren't you terrified of lizards?
Oh! I'm petrified of lizards
- Gana! - What lousy timinh!!
Thank God he didn't ask
No coffee for me?
I'll get it for you
Coffee
You brought it? Thank you, Mohoni
awwwww! Lizard I'm petrified of lizards
No...don't
What a bear-hug this is!
Gawd! These guys have changed me into a female
This stupid nail
Ajay, our plans will get ruined
I can't go on like this
You asked me to lure 1 chap 2 more drooled and groped me
I can't take this sandwich massage stuck between these brothers, dad
Don't be in a hurry
Kichaka's chapter of Mahabharath has begun
What are you saying?
Kichaka was 1 villian in Viratta chapter of Mahabharath
There are 3 'Kichakas' here
3 birds at 1 shot
Handle 3...I can't
My dearest bro? My precious pet!
Not even a milk white beauty!
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Kuchala kumara...what happened?
what happened?
Lizard!!
Are you also scared of lizards?
Go...go...out you go
What happened to you dear?
She got terrified of a lizard?
Why did you come here?
What brought you here?
My daughter screamed
Same reason we are here
How could you be scared of a lizard?
Come, brother-in-law
Uncle, when you get back from the garden...
...will you get me a dozen huge oranges?
100%
- Do you also want? - She won't need them
Oh! So you both will share?
I'll keep 2 and give her the rest
What a sweet girl! I'll glady get them for you
Come along with me
Thank you, Kuku
It's okay
For understanding our problem
I'm sorry for all this
Mother Gandhari
Open your eyes to see our daughter-in-law
'When she is blindfolded how can she see?'
'Numbskull!'
Dad, is she Gandhari?
She looks like the statue of justice
She is their great, great, great, great grandmother
When she was alive...
...they didn't perform the much needed eye surgery
When she died they consecrated a shrine for her and blind folded her
Don't give me that innocent look!
No..astrololger sir, what are you saying?
Won't I be blessed by holy matrimony
Not me, that's what the planets predict!
You said it right I appreciate you
I've been telling her-
Won't I marry him in this birth?
Will I not have the pleasure of a wedding night with him?
Dear...relax You have both
With whom?
Praise be to Lord Shiva
Planets says you'll be the daughter-in-law of a house where 3 brothers reside
I'll marry 3 men?!
No, 1 of them
That will be me
I've completed the prayer Let's start the next ritual
Mother Gandhari's star Moola
Will one of you who shares the same star come forward now?
I'm right in front of you Tell me what I should do
'God knows what I should do'
'Whatever the priest tells me I guess I have to do'
According to your family lineage since he shares the same star...
...if you whisper your wishes into his ears, Mother will fulfill them
You will be our first daughter-in-law
So you get the inaugural honor
Mother Gandhari, stop this wedding and ensure I marry the ine I love
'Stop this wedding? She loves someone else?!'
You are my guest You get preference
Honey should marry the one she loves
'How does he know Honey loves someone else?'
Thank you, my friend
The girl from Pandavapuram should marry into our family
'How will it happen? She seems to be in love with someone else!'
I should make out with Mohini and she shlould satisfy all my desires
She should become mine
'You lady killer!'
'Why obsess over another man's girl friend?'
I know what my brother would have told you
He should not attain Mohini come what may
He should get paralyzed
She should sit on my lap in total surrender
'Is she a Giant wheel for each of you to take a ride?'
- I'm Mohini - You want to wish too?
please bless me such that Kuchala lumari is...
...mother to my children
'Did I hear you right? Wicked woman!'
'Why did I even volunteer disclosing my time of birth?!'
- Mother, I am Kuku - What do you want?
My dad being obsessed with Telugu wants to arrange an alliance for me
But I am in Love, I want to marry the one I love
Oh gawd!
Next...come
Victory to Mother
Okay, tell
My life has become like a dried fish
I tasted Sathya's culinary skill
just 1 night my taste buds want a chance to taste her too, please
'What distasteful desires at his age!'
Hey bro-in-law
My previous wish was for Mother Gandhari to fulfill
Listen to my wish meant for you
If you whisper a word to anyone what i whispered in your ears now...
...you'll be a skeleton in my quarry
Victory to Mother!
You son of an indecent lineage!
Victory to Mother!
Each heart desires such dreadful wishes?!
If I tell I'll be buried alive If I don't I'll burst like a bomb
I have no other option but to choose this
This is the last capsule in my treatment for you
After you swallow this...
...you'll even remember your previous birth
Open your mouth
'You come'
I remember everything now
Those whom Honey befriended in Bangkok
....are the ones who dented my head!
Praise be to Allah! How gracious is Your mercy
He has got back his memory I get richer by 500000!
You stay right here I'll bring Suyodhana
Are you trying to get your quarry which we possess...
...in a legal mess in the court?
No...leave me
Not just your quarry
We hold possession of all quarries here
Bury him alive in his own quarry!
For such a trival issue if he reacts like this...
...imagine how he'll go overboard if he learns about us
Your nephew has got back his lost memory
He was hit by men from Bangkok it seems
He wants to meet you So he can update you
Come, sir
Look here
You take a look at what you want us to see!
This quack doctor is forcing to tell stuff I don't even remember
Unable to bear his torture of swallowing capsule after capsule...
...I'm running away from this village
That's all...Siddha
Are you trying to play stupid games with me, Masthan?
This is all lies
Trust me
My treatment won't let me down
Make him swallow his own capsules
No, sir, if I do, I'll forget m past life!
Allah! Save me
What happened, friend?
We employed him to recover memory loss
And he is making us go bonkers!
What do we now?
Do you want to come down?
Only 2 more days for the wedding
Hide him till then
Don't get tensed We are all here for you
Generally lovers will be protected by their love
But for our love, our family is the protection shield
We will be married in the next 2 days
Oh gawd! So Honey loves gambler Gopi, huh?
Where are you taking me?
Shhh! Look over there
I will ki-
What are they up to?
Don't do anything
I'll tell my father
You know what he'll say?
What?
Gaja, don't think I'm getting you married to Honey out of affection
It is to avenge a revenge of the Oandavapuram family
You must marry Honey, whomever she may have had a fling with
And whatever the consequences
Father?
Do you know? Life is like an icecream
If you taste ity melts If you waste also, it melts
'But it won't melt if stored in the fridge!'
Why do you think of the one who rejects you...
....instead of the one who loves you?
Think about it
Your muscles make you so manly
You'll get a figure gleaming like a sword
Honey and Gopi Exchange
Mohini and Gaja? Inter change?!
I just can't digest this
Astrologer genius!
'I am a chaste bachelor'
Anyone seeing us will have the shock of their lives!
Bee lured by a flower makes sense But flower and flower intertwined...?!
With Gaja there With my daughter here
She's a woman from out of this world
Bro-in-law! I'll go to the guest house and meet the minister of mines
I'll grease his palms and invite him for the wedding
Take care if the house
'What is here for me to take care?'
'I don't know whether to trust that astrologer genius or not'
Wedding cards here
Move away
'You have these boys in your list too?!'
'See what I'll do to your next flying kiss!'
Get into the car
Poking his nose into everything!
"I wanna tell you I wanna tell you"
"Have you heard burra gira?"
"I wanna tell you I wanna tell you"
"Have you heard burra gira?"
"Hey baby...baby! Way you lobby is loved by me, your rowdy hubby"
"Hey baby...baby..baby, my hobby is to pinch your cheeks so chubby"
"Your feelings for me, my dear hubby, stir my soul like songs of Ghulam Nabi"
"Hearing Ghulam Nabi sing effortlessly my heart goes lub-dub, lub-dub erratically"
"Head spinning Burra gira"
"heart reeling Burra gira"
"Body twisting Burra gira"
"Breath twirling Burra gira"
"I wanna tell you I wanna tell you"
"Have you heard burra gira?"
"I wanna tell you I wanna tell you"
"Have you heard burra gira?"
"Lets freak out in tonight's party Let's drink tequila mixed with todday"
"Sequined sari and floral lungi clothed let's dance to folk song, Shakira both!"
"Can pubs or paise set your head reeling? Can you beat this intoxicated feeling?"
"Hearing him feverishly ravishing her lavishly the vicious jackal covers its ears hastily"
"Body twisting Burra gira"
"Breath twirling Burra gira"
"Head spinning Burra gira"
"heart reeling Burra gira"
"With my grip on your hips and all time's right for us to have a ball"
"Moment your body touches me I get turned on, I need you fully"
"Mango pickle in pizza and burger too We should be like this combination new"
"Trible dance by disc jockey is new fashion Drum beats by kollywood we follow fusion"
"heart reeling Burra gira"
"Head spinning Burra gira"
"Breath twirling Burra gira"
"Body twisting Burra gira"
"I wanna tell you I wanna tell you"
"Have you heard burra gira?"
"I wanna tell you I wanna tell you"
"Have you heard burra gira?"
I cannot stay here Let's go to the States
Why this unnecessary anger, father?
Wow! Don't think I can't see through your change of speech and attire
I also know what you are up to!
I cannot tolerate this
Pack your stuff and get ready
No, father, listen to m-
What kind of a house is this!
- Hi Kuku - What?
- Where is Mohini? - She is in the shower
- Why did your come here? - What about you?
- I'm older than you - Makes no difference
Now why is HE here?
You...?!
Why are you both here?
You have Honey So why are you here?
Shhhhh!
Who are you...answer Cat got your tongue?
Why do you 'Stare daggers' at him? He is MOhini's brother Mohan
Is he Mohini's elder brother?
Yes, friend
Take your weapons off
Peeping Tom! Did you come to ogle at my sister in the shower?
What kind of sons have you raised?
Why did you come here?
I came looking for my ball
Yes, father
You got away scot free because I wasn't in my uniform
Otherwise you'd have been shot dead in an 'encounter'
Police?!
You are to blame, brother-in-law
How can you make my sister stay in this stupid hell hole...
...when she's heiress to billion millions?
- Heiress?! - Millionairess?
Beacuse she loves you I kept quiet
Do you know what kind] of following she has?
'In your dreams'!
I'll prove it in 1 second
Will you marry my sister?
Tell me which wedding hall I should book for the ceremony?
You?
How many ever times You ask me to
That is Mohini's range
Nothing is lost
Think again Decide quickly
I'll come back later
Why don't you meet Mohini and then leave?
She can come only if I go?!
I'll make arrangements for her wedding and then only show my face to my sister
Suyodhana has organized everything for the wedding today
Looks like what I thought should not happen is bound to happen
Despite Naidu's assurances I'm on tenterhooks
Naidu is calling us now
Dharma'nna, don't worry
I've also been waiting for today
Today will be the climax for the villins like the last chapter...
...of 'Nartthanasala' of Mahabharath
I have renewed faith now after hearing Naidu's reassurances
Everyone here will be getting married
When will we get married, dear?
I've told you a zillion times It won't happen
Forever obsessed with marriage Aren't you ashamed?
Just because I'm following you I'm object of ridicule to you!
We Indians know the value of kohinoor diamond...
...only when the British took it away
You'll also realize only when someone else marries me
Remember this, dear
1 second before you get married..
I'll marry someone better than you, equipped with...
...muscle-power
...great looks
...intelligence
Otherwise I'll end my life in this same house
This is my Mohini's powerful vow
"When we accidentally graze and cares, what desires raise"
"when in the bath tub under a shower goose bumps on my body spread all ove-"
Our bond will be broken from today
Why?
You'll be married And I'll end my life
Let's elope
I'd have done so when I was 16 if eloping was the solution
Gopi should see me get married in front of a huge gathering
If you have the guts, you are a man and you really love me...
...ask your father's permission
Listen to me, Mohini
Your wedding preparations are on a super grand scale
Father, I need to tell you something
Tell me after the wedding
It is regarding the marriage
Get me married to Mohini in this same wedding hall
Whaaat? Mohini...?
I love Mohini
You will be minus your head! I intend marrying Mohini
You won't have any breath left in your body!
Mohini is mine only
Gaja, how can you marry-
I want to marry Mohini
What about Dharma's daughter?
Ger her married to your friend I saw them having a good time
What is my son saying?!
True, friend
The moment I stepped into your house she came and fell all over me
Because of my friendship with you I had no physical contact with her
Instead of 'declaring' our mutual love I gave up the deal for our friendship
I scooted in the middle
Stop talking rubbish
Get the sacred wedding thread
If I marry Mohini, she is as good as your daughter
If I marry her, she'll take your mother's place
If I marry Mohini, she'll be like a daughter to both of you!
Why do you keep piling insults?
Mohini is mine
Scant respect to your elder brother!
1 blow from me and you'll be disfigured for life
You want Mohini?
The mace is our family deity
You are getting married to Honey...
Mohini was born for me
You dare lift the mace to hit me?!
I'll smash you to pieces
Being siblings, why are you fighting for a female so shamlessly?
You are tarnishing our family dignity
1 care 2 hoots
"Even if koel bleeds from the hunter's arrow"
"You trampled my love My heart beats in sorrow"
Mohini has consumed poison, uncle
Mohini....!
What happened to her?
Uncle, she swallowed poison
Poison?
She drank every single drop
She's dead, friend
Aiyo! How could you leave me and go?
She's written a sucide note
- Read it out - I don't know to read
Let me read
Please read it out aloud
Greetings to all
This is Mohini writing my farewell note
God gave me only 1 body I wish he had given me 3!
I'd have married all 3 brothers
I am like a bedside lamp spreading my glow to 1 bed
But I want to be like flood lights to light up an entire stadium
Not knowing which bed I'll give light to...
...I'm switching off my light myself
Eldest son Guna is like a tube light
Such a good fellow
2nd son Gana is like a torch
He'll shine when there is no electricity
Why did you leave us, Mohini?
Youngest Son Gaja is like a focus light
He made me completely focused
- My Mohini...? - Stop wailing!
I'll miss all of you
If I have another birth...
....I'll take 3 avatars and marry all 3 brothers
Bye
Police...!
Don't get scared That's my ring tone
Mohan is calling me
Hello...?
I've been posted in Dharwad now
I want to show off myself in my police uniform to my sister
I'm coming Bye
Your brother got himself posted close by just to see you, Mohini
Friend, save us somehow
(phony chants)
My mohini is no more
Only you can revive her
What did I tell you half hour back?
Mohini will leave this earth
It has come true
You are like a godsend Please save us somehow
That's exactly why I came I have an idea
Gopi loves Honey We'll get them married
When Mohan comes Gopi can handle any crisis
Gopi will do anything for love
Otherwise the cop-bro will land up and shoot all of us down
Hurry up Go and request him
A house with a funeral should perform a wedding to turn the luck favorably
You marry Honey
Me? No. I can't
I won't take 'no' for an answer
- Okay, agreed - Thank you, friend
What do we do to the dead body?
Bury her in the quarry
We'll push it into the well
We can convince she fell in while taking water from the well
Lift the corpse
I'll handle it You relax
Not any of ypu We need a special team
Hey! You both
Come and carry her
If you dare touch her you'll be mincemeat
You can't touch my sacred Mohini
"May you be, lovely lady Married jappily"
Pathstic!
"With longevity be married blissfully"
Give me the sacred thread
Mohini....!
I made you win by marrying you
Mohan will be here anytime You can lament later
Put me down
Saree pin is poking me
Drape the doll in this sari quickly
mY Dear sister....?
You look awesome in this police uniform
I'll shake hands first only with my sister
Where is she?
I must thank you
Because you rejected her, I fixed her wedding with...
...Home minister's youngest son I want to convey this to her
Where is Mohini?
Mohini...Mohin-
What happened to my Mohini?
Mohini has left us and gone my dear brother-in-law
What happened to my Mohini?
Keep quiet!
Where is she?
She has gone to the temple to fulfill her vow, praying for your posting
Look how fond my sister is of me
I'll go to the temple and ask her to put this cap on my head!
Wait
She sais she'd come...
....to the wedding hall directly from the temple
Why?
Gopi and Honey are getting married
What? When did this happen?
I'll explain it to you
Come with me
My Mohini!
If Mohan hears this we'll all join her too!
Go inside
People of Pandavapuram and Jauravapuram
My friend Gopi and Dharmanna's daughter, Honey
...are in love with each other
Both families are united by love
Both villages can also unite by love
I've set aside my revenge whole heartedly and...
...persuaded Dharma'nna So shower your blessings
Mohini....!
Let's go to the wedding hall
I'm hungry
Why did you leave me and go
Cry! Serves you right
Evil spirit strikes again!
Are you calling me an evil spirit You son of a mongrel!!
You loony fellow! All this is a drama
That astrologer genius, Gambler Gopi and the Malayali cook belong to 1 family
Mohini doesn't even exist!
What are you saying?
Listen to me carefully
What is he doing here?
Did you tie yourself up with these ropes, Siddha?
Why would I do that?
Ones who hid Honey in Bangkok
Those who hit me with the mace
Ones who tied me up now
They are all part of 1 group
1 family
Oh my God!
1st untie me
Goddamn you!
Boss!
This is not Mohini
Just a doll
Look at this wig
Mohini has duped you
Mohini...!
Father...!!
'This scared thread I tie around your neck ensures longevity'
'Oh maiden with auspicious attributes! may you live a 100 years happily with me'
Father...!
We have all been duped
Mohini doesn't exist It is just a doll
We were cheated They belong to 1 family
I'm the head of deception You've deceived me
You started this game I'm giving the final touch
You won by Ranga's cues Wasn't that wrong?
Isn't it true you buried him in your quarry after killing him?
Answer me
I'll seal your fate forever now
Wait, friend
Love, marriage and problem are all mine
They came here for me
You want to hurt anyone Let it be me, not any of them
Aim your anger at us Not our parents
Wait
This game is mine I orchestrated it
They are youngsters Don't involve them
Enough, dad
You've sacrificed your whole life for us
Even if we didn't know our parents you showered us with tender loving care
Nothing should happen to you
Vijju....?
Ma, we didn't want you to know we knew the truth
So we buried it deep in our hearts
We can't ever repay your unconditional love
My dear son, Ajay
Without going through the pains of childbirth...is she fit to be a mother?
He picked up road side kids and calls himself a father!!
These boys who were left-overs from trash cans are his sons!
Orphans
Say what you want about me I'll take it in my stride
You dare deride my sons...
...I'll slice you to pieces and pickle you
Without shedding a drop of blood, my dad wanted to rescue Honey
And you made me witness my dad's blood spill all over
I'll shatter your head to pieces
Drop it down
- Sit down - Mohini...?
Shoot
Big mistake
There's just 1 vowel difference between Dharma and Adharma!
A man living in wicked ways is as good as dead even if alive
A good man lives in many hearts even after he dies
You decide your path
In any century, to destroy a Kaurava like you who is cruel and unjust...
...Pandavas will come as saviors in some form or the other for sure
You upheld your word of honor
Dharma'nna, I'm strong in taking a vow But my weakness is in not letting it go
Kuku...Where are you?
What's all this problem in the midst of this wedding?
Why are you here?
Time for our flight...come
These 2 are married?
They were in love They got married
Who were in love? How does it concern you?
- Let's go - I won't
Why won't you?
I'm in love with Mohan
Who is Mohan?
I'm Mohan
is it enough if they love each other
Shouldn't I know who the parents are?
They are his elder brother and sister-in-law
Who is Mohini?
Uncle, will you get me 2 oranges?
Oranges?!
Mohan and Mohoini are 1 and the same
I've been watching you from the beginning
I won't let you go whatever you say
I won't leave you I can see your end
Subtitled by rekhs
"Move...move...make way Just watch this colorful display"
Not just one but five Let's give them a high-5!"
"Not only mesmerized Seeing them will be joy multiplied"
"Shout out a hip hip hurray To the Pandavas holding sway"
"Lord Krishna and his magic touch His support means somuch"
"Screenplay is also Krnsa's ,might Age and gender barred delight"
"Entertainment, fun filled fare You'll be happy you went to the theater"